SEO Joke

Here’s an SEO joke posted to WebmasterWorld by full member “sailorjwd”, the plan would fix all the problems webmasters are seeng currently with the most recent Google update (which non-SEO aware webmasters and general websurfers are presumably blissfully unaware:

“Google needs to add another dimension – tabbed interface. Categorize each site based on ‘type of site and have tabs across the top something like this:

a) Cloaked Sites b) Directory-style sites filled with other folks snippets c) Page is > 50% adsense script d) Pages > 15 screens long e) Pages you are looking for”

It’s a neat idea and could work, but option (e) would only be useful if you haven’t confused your blue and green widgets!

Registered Drug Trials

The editors of eleven major medical journals have repeated their call to have clinical drug trials added to a public registry.

In a joint editorial, the members of the International Committee of Medical Journal Editors (ICMJE), said they will consider publishing results of clinical trials that begin enrolment on or after July 1, 2005, only if the trial has been entered in a registry that is electronically searchable and publicly accessible at no charge before the first patient is enrolled. The journals will accept retrospective registration of trials that began enrollment before July 2005 as long as registration is complete by Sept. 13, 2005.

The editorial, “Is This Trial Fully Registered?: A Statement from the International Committee of Medical Journal Editors,” will be released on www.ICMJE.org and on individual journal Web sites on May 23 at 5 p.m. EDT.

“Our first editorial [in September 2004] was a wake-up call for researchers, trial authors and sponsors,” said Harold Sox, MD, editor of Annals of Internal Medicine, “This editorial reaffirms our intent and tells researchers what they must do to meet our requirements for editorial review and subsequent publication.”

The ICMJE editorial tells researchers that they must not leave out key information when they register a trial. Specifically, ICJME says that researchers must name the treatment in a meaningful way so that patients and others know what intervention is under study.

The editorial also advises authors not to “use meaningless phrases to describe key information.”

Cut the bull in other words!

Structure of morphine

On 21st May 2005, medicine celebrated the bicentenary of the crystallization of morphine

3D Structure of MorphineSince 1805, morphine and its derivatives have become the most widely used treatment for severe pain. Now more than 230 tons of morphine is used each year for medical purposes including pain relief for patients with chronic pain or advanced medical illness and post-operative analgesia. By the way, if you’re looking for a chemical structure for opium, you’re out of luck. Opium is not a single compound but an extract of the immature seeds of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum. This extract contains up to 10% morphine, the opiate alkaloid, which is processed to produce diamorphine, better known as heroin. The resin also includes codeine and non-narcotic alkaloids, such as papaverine and noscapine.

 Although many new pain relievers have been synthesized since the crystallization of morphine from opium almost 200 years ago, “morphine remains the standard against which all new medications for postoperative pain relief are compared,” notes Jonathan Moss, M.D., Ph.D., professor of anaesthesia and critical care at the University of Chicago.

Despite 200 years of increasingly frequent use, however, even the medical uses of morphine still present problems, such as severe nausea, itching, and constipation.

Moss has been invited to speak at the Einbeck morphine-commemorative conference in May on the relationship between morphine and a drug known as methylnaltrexone — a peripheral opiate antagonist developed at the University of Chicago — which can prevent many of these troubling side effects.

Moss’s lecture, “Morphine’s secrets revealed,” will focus on how methylnaltrexone enables scientists to distinguish between the central analgesic effects of morphine and its peripheral side effects. Check out the Chemspider page for morphine.

Discovery of morphine

Morphine was discovered by Freidrich Wilhelm Adam Serturner (1783-1841), an obscure, uneducated, 21-year-old pharmacist’s assistant with little equipment but loads of curiosity.

Serturner wondered about the medicinal properties of opium, which was widely used by 18th-century physicians. In a series of experiments, performed in his spare time and published in 1806, he managed to isolate an organic alkaloid compound from the resinous gum secreted by Papaver somniferum — the opium poppy.

Structure of MorphineSerturner found that opium with the alkaloid removed had no effect on animals, but the alkaloid itself had ten times the power of processed opium. He named that substance morphine, after Morpheus, the Greek god of dreams, for its tendency to cause sleep. He spent several years experimenting with morphine, often on himself, learning its therapeutic effects as well as its considerable dangers. Although his work was initially ignored, he recognized its significance. “I flatter myself,” he wrote in 1816, that “my observations have explained to a considerable extent the constitution of opium, and that I have enriched chemistry with a new acid (meconic) and with a new alkaline base (morphium), a remarkable substance.”

As he predicted, chemists and physicians soon grew interested in his discoveries. Serturner’s crystallization of morphine was the first isolation of a natural plant alkaloid. It sparked the study of alkaloid chemistry and hastened the emergence of the modern pharmaceutical industry.

Other researchers soon began to isolate similar alkaloids from organic substances, such as strychnine in 1817, caffeine in 1820 and nicotine in 1828. In 1831, Serturner won a lucrative prize for the discovery.

In 1818, French physician Francois Magendie published a paper that described how morphine brought pain relief and much-needed sleep to an ailing young girl. This stimulated widespread medical interest. By the mid-1820s morphine was widely available in Western Europe in standardized doses from several sources, including the Darmstadt chemical company started by Heinrich Emanuel Merck.

By the 1850s the first reliable syringes were developed and injected morphine became a standard method of reducing pain during and after surgery. Since then, various delivery systems for morphine have been developed, including epidural injection and pumps that allow patient-controlled analgesia.

Although morphine was originally touted as a cure for many maladies, even for opium addiction, by the 1870s physicians had become increasingly aware of its own addictive properties. Ironically, C.R. Alder Wright, a chemist at a London hospital who was searching for a non-addictive alternative to morphine, came up with a more potent narcotic, diacetylmorphine, in 1874.

Heinrich Dreser, a chemist at Bayer Laboratories developed and tested Wright’s new semi-synthetic drug on animals, humans, and most notably himself. Finding that it was a powerful painkiller and appeared effective for a variety of respiratory ailments, Bayer began producing and marketing this drug as an analgesic and a “sedative for coughs” in 1898. Because of its “heroic” ability to relieve pain, they called it heroin.

The medical profession initially welcomed the new drug but soon recognized it’s addictive potential. In 1913, Bayer halted production, edited the drug out of their official company history and focused instead on marketing their second blockbuster drug, aspirin.

Discovery of Methylnaltrexone

Yearly, more than 500,000 patients with advanced cancer depend on powerful opioid-based pain relievers such as morphine, or its derivatives OxyContin or Percocet, for pain relief. One side effect of all narcotic pain relievers is severe constipation, which can be so distressing that many patients discontinue their pain medication.

To solve this problem, the late Leon Goldberg, a University of Chicago pharmacologist, developed methylnaltrexone (MNTX). In order to help a friend with morphine-induced constipation, Goldberg modified naltrexone, an established drug that blocks the effects of morphine, so that it could no longer cross the protective barrier that surrounds the brain. Consequently, it did not interfere with morphine’s effect on pain, which is centred in the brain, but it did block morphine’s effects on gut motility, which are mediated by receptors in the gastrointestinal tract.

Goldberg’s university colleagues continued to develop the compound, testing it in animals and performing the initial human safety trials and clinical studies in volunteers and patients.

The University of Chicago licensed the MNTX technology to UR Labs, Inc. and in 2001, Progenics Pharmaceuticals of Tarrytown, NY, sub-licensed the worldwide exclusive rights to develop MNTX from UR Labs. One phase 3 trial of MNTX for treatment of opioid-induced constipation in patients with advanced medical illness has been completed and results from a second trial were reported May 17 at the American Society of Clinical Oncology annual meeting. Progenix has a target date of New Drug Application submission in late 2005.

Meanwhile, Moss and his University colleagues have identified multiple uses of MNTX, beyond the original discovery by Goldberg. Some of these additional uses of MNTX include treatment of post-operative bowel dysfunction (a serious impairment of the gastrointestinal tract following surgery), opioid-induced itching, urinary retention, and possibly HIV.

Opiates appear to increase the ability of HIV to infect certain immune system cells. In 2003, Moss reported that very small amounts of methylnaltrexone blocked these increases. “If our studies are borne out in future clinical trials, methylnaltrexone may improve the care of patients who take opioids for pain caused by AIDS,” he said.

“Two hundred years after Serturner’s work, we continue to learn a great deal about morphine,” Moss said. “The ability to facilitate pain relief while minimizing side effects is both conceptually important and very relevant to patient care.”

Ducks and Roses

One of the thousands of visitors to the sciencebase medical news headlines page, hit the site via my article on emerging viral infections with the following two phrases: “infections from rose bush” and “infections related to handling ducks”…inexplicable it seems, but if you spot somebody with thorn marks on their hands and fragments of feather under their fingernails you can take a guess at where they’ve been and recommend a good doctor.

15 Minutes of Fame

Physicists are now paraphrasing Andy Warhol! The latest entry in the physics eprints from arxiv discusses the dynamics of information access on the Web. The researchers conclude that “while fifteen minutes of fame is still an exaggeration in the online media, we find that access to most news items significantly decays after 36 hours of posting.”

Which, is why my sites get updated at least once a day as I hanker for that elusive fifteen minutes.

Local Brothel, according to Google

Here’s an interesting trick, first brought to light by The Register. If you’re after a bit of what they call “pay-per-hump” action, then using Local Google can help you find your nearest brothel. For anyone in Cambridge, the first couple of hits are very intriguing: Google Search. BBC Radio Cambs and the Medical Research Council. A little further down the list one finds a well-known local drinking den for local people. That’s probably closer to the mark, but saying that many journalists know the BBC as a bunch of media whor

Political scientists

Who says science isn’t political? One of my oldest contacts in the world of crystallography recently contacted me about the Petition for Open Data in Crystallography. The initiative, like similar efforts in the realm of genomics, hopes to persuade the curators of crystal structure information (the CSD, ICSD, CRYSMET and ICDD) to provide an open access, “lite” version of their content, crystal data and powder patterns. I’d urge you to take a look and vote on this important issue before the next meeting of the IUCr in August 2005.

Physicists thrown by theory

It sounds so esoteric, but the title of this paper, available via the Sciencebase Physics ePrints page, is all about learning how to throw a ball the furthest. To quote from the authors conclusion: “The present solution …is based on the widely applicable technique of change of variables. Although this may be implicit in the algebraic variant of the solution, both variants may serve as an illustration of the usefulness of the technique in simplifying otherwise complicated calculations.”

See, I told you it wasn’t esoteric.

Premature communication

One unfortunate beachcomber almost trod in something resembling a severed human penis and testicles, on a New Zealand beach and called the police: Cod story of the week!

However, it was a premature communication, according to the Oddstuff website. It turned out to be some kind of anemone, although no private dick with a marine biology degree was on hand to confirm this.

Meanwhile, fishermen reported sighting a merman, complete with requisite green-black hair, gills, webbed hands, and “protruding stomach”, reports Ananova.

Are these two stories linked? It all seems very fishy to me…