Kama Sutra Worm Comes of Age Friday

If you’ve recently been a bit naughty and opened a file with any of the following subject lines:
*Hot Movie*
Arab s*x DSC-00465.jpg
F*ckin Kama Sutra pics
Fw: S*X.mpg
Fwd: Crazy illegal S*x!
give me a kiss
Miss Lebanon 2006
Part 1 of 6 Video clipe
School girl fantasies gone bad
The Best Videoclip Ever

You may have infected your PC with a virus that will wipe data on the 3rd of the month. Today is a good time to ensure your AV software is up to speed and to get any confessions out of colleagues on your network. According to Sophos, the virus will destroy files with the following extensions

DOC, XLS, MDB, MDE, PPT, PPS, ZIP, RAR, PDF, PSD and DMP

and replace their contents with:

DATA Error [47 0F 94 93 F4 K5]

Not worth it for a little online titillation was it?

I Lurv Your Photo

You may not have been fooled by claims of love from anonymous email correspondents nor messages purportedly from Paypal urging you to check your security settings and sending you via their servers in Russia to verify your password, but would you be sucked in by this missive, which could appeal to anyone’s vanity, especially if they post a lot of photos on the web:

“Hello,

Your photograph has reached editing stage as part of an article we are
publishing for our February edition of the Guardians business section.
Can you check over the format and get back to us with your approval or
any changes?
If the picture is not to your liking then please send a preferred one.
We’ve attached the photo with the article here.

Kind regards,

William Morrison
Editor
www.Guardian.com”

This message (there are variations on the theme) came with a zip file attachment containing a rather malicious piece of software that goes by the name of Troj/Stinx-N. According to Sophos this worm “Turns off anti-virus applications, Allows others to access the computer, Downloads code from the internet, Reduces system security, Installs itself in the Registry”

The smoking gun, of cours, is that line “If the picture is not to your liking then please send a preferred one.” Anyone in the trade would know immediately that this was not a message from any real editor. Editors very, very, very, very, very, very, rarely give photographers (or writers, come to that) the option of submitting a “preferred” piece after editorial attention has already been given to the original submission. It just doesn’t happen.

You have been warned!

The bottom line is: DON’T OPEN EMAIL ATTACHMENTS
(unless you’re absolutely certain they’re genuine and can verify their veracity)

Check out the sciencebase site for more on spyware, trojans and worms

TiVo, PVR, and DVR

If you haven’t a clue as to what those acronyms mean, then check out our TiVo, PVR, DVR, personal video recorders, digital video recorders newsfeed, courtesy of PVRBlog. If you’re a fan of TV, then one of these machines could revolutionise your viewing habits, turning “13 channels of sh*t on the TV to choose from”* into a personalised menu of decent shows and movies!

*Roger Waters, The Wall, 1979

Who is Erin Ellington?

33 people have searched the Sciencebase site for the phrase Erin Ellington since the beginning of the year and keen as I am to provide a useful service for all comers to the site I cannot yet think of a valid and scientifically sound excuse to include a picture of said centerfold.

Of course, those visitors may not have been searching for the model at all. There was an Erin Ellington on the 1995 UW-Oshkosh women’s cross country team, maybe she’s a scientist and that’s who they were after…

Chemical wedding anniversary gifts

Most people have heard of the traditional wedding anniversary gifts – silver, ruby, gold, cotton, paper etc, but we’ve compiled a list of wedding anniversary gifts aimed at the chemical couple in your life. So, if you’re looking to celebrate a stable bond take a look, but please avoid if you’re easily offended, some of the entries might cause a reaction.

CES 2006: Top Ten Gadgets

The Register’s write-up on the Epos Digital pen and USB flash drive bundle” got me all excited…for a moment. Just think, you can write notes when you’re on the road without having to worry about lugging a laptop everywhere, transfer them to your PC on your return and leave XP’s scrawl-to-text transfer software to convert them into real text, all for under 50 quid.

Then it occurred to me that the last time I used a pen for anything other than signing cheques was probably a decade ago! I doubt I could even write analog style these days. So, I might as well stick to the laptop, or writing on my cellphone and SMS texting it to myself for upload. Technology! Who’d have it?

The Music of the Spheres

The Pandora project, is an applet that emerged from the Music Genome Project, which analyses and categorises music and styles. It solves the eternal question facing every iPod user once they’ve worked through their old CD collection – “I’ve downloaded all my favourite bands, what do I download now?” Are you brave enough to lift the lid on Pandora’s Box and play some new mp3s?

Registering Interest

The Register reports this week on the inclusion of the word “Podcast” in the New Oxford American Dictionary and the fact that certain other trendy words from the current vernacular failed to make the grade, among them Sudoku, bird flu, rootkit and bloggin. Maybe next year.

There is some uncertainty as to the true etymology of the word podcast. Most people assume it’s iPod broadcast, with no i’s. Others claim it’s short for Personal On-Demand -casting or Portable Audio-casting. It’s unlikely to be either of these latter two, and more obviously simply a trademark free abbreviation of iPodcasting without the legal problems.

Search PubChem for Gluconic Acid

Several readers hit the sciencebase.com site searching for gluconic acid. This sugar-like compound occurs naturally in fruit, honey and wine and is used industrially as an acidity regulator in food and drink (E574). It is also used in cleaning products to remove mineral deposits (it is a strong chelating agent for calcium, iron, aluminium, and copper).

Anyway, if you’re after more information and chemical structures of small molecules, you can find more than five million of them using the PubChem search box on ChemSpy.com

Seeing Red

If you ever wondered what happened to RedNova then you need look no further, it signed the deedpoll and changed its name to RedOrbit, which has a much more esoteric but newsy I reckon. Anyway, it’s still got the great content, breaking world news in almost every field, and some fantastic images. The Discovery of the Day is an absolute treat. Today it was an Idea LED Maple Clock, which looks like a wooden brick with red LEDs, but makes a total change from all that brushed aluminium effect and translucent plastic that seems to be the order of the day for gadgets (iPods excepted, of course).

Nice to see their Quiz Me feature has a chemical question! Elemental, my dear Doctor…