Join me on Mastodon

UPDATE: There is another exodus from Twitter happening right now (November 2022) following the controversial buyout of the microblogging site by billionaire Leon Umsk [anag. 4,4]. I left my account relatively dormant in May this year but have updated a little in the last couple of weeks and connected with a few more people.

If you’ve joined you can search for me with the following handle

@[email protected]

You may have heard mention of the various “new” alternatives to Twitter and other such social media sites, Counter.Socia, Tribel, Cohost! None of them is actually new, but changes and issues with the old-school social media has brought them to the attention of the masses in the last week or two…basically in April 2022, Musk offered to buy Twitter.

One of them is part of the so-called Fediverse and is called Mastodon. I’ll leave it to you to search those terms and decide whether you’re in or not. It turns out I’d joined in since November 2019 having signed up to “Mastodon.Social” back then on a whim and probably a recommendation, but probably because it was the big, generic one and there was no decent niche alternative for a science writing, photographing, singer-songwriter.

There are pros and cons although I’ve not really seen any cons other than that having been used to my tens of thousands of Twitter followers, I am not looking at a couple of dozen followers on Mastodon at the time of writing, hopefully, that will grow in the coming weeks.

So, if you’re so inclined sign up for an instance, and follow me [email protected]. Incidentally, you don’t have to be a member of Mastodon.Social to follow me you can be on any instance, they all communicate with each other by virtue of shared software and protocols and what have you.

The bottom line: Where twitter was once friendly watercooler chit-chat and is now a hate-filled cesspit of trolls and ugly-on-the-inside celebrities, Mastodon is a much friendlier place where people share their creative output and have civilised discussions.

The sleet that rained like chatting lizards

I asked a “plot generator” website to come up with a story based on a couple of dozen words I input. This is what it came up with:

The sleet that rained like chatting lizards

Matt Trescothik was thinking about Jenny Slaughden again. Jenny was a kind juggler with dirty lips and ugly arms. Matt walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. He had always hated damp Wivenhoe with its energetic, excited estuaries. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel puzzled.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a kind figure of Jenny Slaughden. Matt gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a deranged, splendid, wine drinker with hairy lips and ample arms. His friends saw him as a bulbous, bewildered brute. Once, he had even rescued a silent old man from a burning building.

But not even a deranged person who had once rescued a silent old man from a burning building, was prepared for what Jenny had in store today.

The sleet rained like chatting lizards, making Matt unstable. Matt grabbed a cursed hat that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Matt stepped outside and Jenny came closer, he could see the good smile on her face. Jenny gazed with the affection of 5729 intelligent damaged dogs. She said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want work.”

Matt looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the cursed hat. “Jenny, I like your toes,” he replied. They looked at each other with ambivalent feelings, like two mighty, magnificent mice rampaging at a very greedy accident, which had jazz music playing in the background and two bold uncles sitting to the beat.

Matt studied Jenny’s dirty lips and ugly arms. Eventually, he took a deep breath. “I’m sorry,” began Matt in apologetic tones, “but I don’t feel the same way, and I never will. I just don’t love you Jenny.” Jenny looked barmy, her emotions raw like a grisly, gloopy guitar.

Matt could actually hear Jenny’s emotions shatter into 5009 pieces. Then the kind juggler hurried away into the distance. Not even a glass of wine would calm Matt’s nerves tonight.

THE END

The site also generates reviews (auto praise) of your “story”

“I feel like I know Matt Trescothik. In a way, it feels as though I’ve always known him.” — The Daily Tale
“About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits.” — Enid Kibbler
“Saying the sleet rained like chatting lizards is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant.” — Hit the Spoof
“I could do better.” — Zob Gloop

 

Artificial Art – Portraiture

Continuing with some more Wombo creations today, I selected a few friends and twitter contacts and used elements of their bio and usernames to create a portrait or pertinent pseudopainting for them

Classic FM’s Tim Lihoreau
Musician and (ex)minister Clive-upon-Sea
Andrea T from C5 The Band
Keith “SteelFolk” Walker
Jenny “LabLit” Rohn
Cartoonist Martin Shovel
Asher Wolf
Ernesto Priego
Dog lover and Times columnist David Aaronovitch
Subatomic Karthi
Rob Finch
Kae
Journalist and Martian author Nicholas Booth
Jane Sutton of the RAE

Now taking requests on Twitter…first one Wombat for @HomoCarnula

For Michele who tweeted “Nooooooo” to the wombat
For computational chemist and baseball fan Joaquin Barroso

Artificial art with Wombo

The trendy AI app – Wombo – which seems to be going viral takes your words, lets you choose an art style and then generates a dream-like image from the combination. You may have seen the Rush-inpsired art I had it create in a previous post, but here are a few more created with eclectic word choices and picking from the various styles – Mystical, Dark Fantasy, Psychic, Steampunk, Synthwave etc

Tidal Life
The Cybermaid’s Tale
Doctor Who cocktails – Daleks on the Beach
Terraforming Mars for Xmas
Dancing with Darth
Not 50 Shades of Grey
The Immigrant Song

No dreaming spires
Disney doesn’t do science

Bob
Sheeran exhaustion
For Alan Hull
More Music Tim
Anything but a self-portrait
Big in Japan

AI redesigns Rush the band

TL:DR – Wombo was the big AI image generator in late 2021.


You can’t have missed the latest AI app – Wombo. It has various incarnations, one of which Wombo Dream (for Android and iOS) lets you type in a few words, choose a style (Mystical, Dark Fantasy, Psychic, Steampunk, Synthwave etc) and create a fantastical landscape or scene. It’s quite bizarre to watch it drawing together an algorithmic “artwork” from whatever scraps of graphical information are contained within the AI.

I tried a few odd, dream-like phrases, some rude words, and my own name to get a feel for what it could do, and then I thought I’d see what it would make of references to the Canadian rock band, Rush.

Rush on Ice
Rush on Ice
2112 – A year on
Taking a slow boat to the East
Closer to the Heart of Cygnus
Grace under Pressure
Seven seas of High
…thought I would be singing, but I’m tired, out of breath
On the wing
Analog kid grows up to be a digital man
High school halls and shopping malls
Winding up the steampunks

Redirecting domains

Back in the day, I ran numerous specialist websites. Long-time visitors to Sciencebase may well recall some of them: chemspy.com, sciencetext.com, reactivereports.com, and sciscoop.com

They are all now simply redirecting to Sciencebase itself. I had hoped to sell on those accounts via the domain registrar, but have decided to offer them to any reader who cares to take them on for a negotiable fee. Please get in touch via db@ sciencebase.com if you’re interested in acquiring any of those domains.

Here’s how to write a clickable headline without using clickbait

UPDATE: I tested this approach on Sciencebase and another site and have come to the conclusion that such headline writing only matters in terms of click-through rate, that is improved, but initial hits don’t seem to be improved at least in the short term, so whether or not it has a beneficial SEO effect remains to be seen.

AI generated beyond-cyberpunk journalist

Headline writing for newspapers and magazines was always the preserve of the subbies, the sub-editors. A reporter, journalist, columnist or another writer would file their copy, it would be bashed into basic shape and length by an editor. Then, a subbie would tear into it, weeding out logical inconsistencies in the flow of text, trapping factual errors, adding puns, dismantling potentially libellous statements, checking the grammar and spelling, cutting it to length, adding extra puns, removing the byline, adding the byline back in, and then removing it again. Finally, adding a headline and perhaps a few extra puns, and strapline with plenty of puns.

Things have changed now that almost everything we read is online. Space constraints are no longer the issue. The issue is search engine optimisation, SEO, and converting eyeballs seeing a headline into clicks on that headline to open the page and get those eyeballs and click action on to the advertising within.

First, we had keyword stuffing, which was usually out of site and the headlines followed the traditional form for years. Next came clickbait, of which there are two flavours. One that baits the reader to click with a catchy enticement and keywords in which they’re interested. Another, a kind of bait and switch on a par with Rickrolling in which an attractive headline makes the eyeball to click conversion, but the content within isn’t what the headline suggested, bait and switch clickbait, you might call it.

Now, we are in a new golden age of headline writing, but sadly, the subbies aren’t happy as puns are out. There is no point in making parochial puns, idiotic idioms, or archaic cultural allusions when one’s vast new audience is international. Your native tongue and clever wordplay won’t work for every putative reader from those just starting to learning your language as a second, third, or fourth language and even for those in the upper echelons of multilinguistics.

So headlines these days have to be self-explanatory rather than self-indulgent. They have to make sense on a first read without anyone having to reach for a dictionary to interpret them. They have to be conversational, a dialogue between reader and writer are, in the age of social media, all-important, essential in fact. The writer must now recognise not that they are talking to a vast, abeyant audience of word worshippers, but rather talking one-to-one, direct in dialogue, with their reader. A singular reader is the audience even if there are millions of them (I wish).

A couple of excellent infographics published with an NPR article entitled “Write digital headlines both readers and Google will love” summarises brilliantly everything I am talking about here and more. It explains the modern penchant for long, conversational headlines of which we are all seeing more and more these days as well as the SEO-led nature of the URL for those headlines that take your eyeball, via your web browser or app, to the page in question.

As you can see, the title of this article is

Here's how to write a clickable headline without using clickbait

The web address, the URL, for it is not what you’d perhaps expect though. It’s not

https://sciencebase.com/heres-how-to-write-a-clickable-headline-without-using-clickbait

No. The URL is as follows, which is much more SEO ready for Google and other search engines

https://www.sciencebase.com/howto-write-clickbait-seo-headlines.html

Now, I’ve been a science writer, journalist, copywriter, editor for more than three decades. I hope I’ve learned a few things about the trade, in that time. But, I’m no high-faluting expert and maybe my interpretation of the NPR isn’t entirely accurate. You can read it for yourself and learn your own lessons.

The key points are that your new-form headlines should do the following:

  • Say why the article matters
  • Be conversational
  • Address people, not policy
  • Use articles (the, a, an)
  • Avoid journalese and jargon
  • Avoid questions, the headline should be the answer
  • Focus on specifics
  • Avoid puns*

From the SEO perspective the article’s URL should:

  • Use one or two keywords, but not be stuffed
  • Be written for humans not machines
  • Be clear and direct

I am planning to use the techniques a little more with my own writing on sciencebase.com to see if I can draw the crowds a little more. There was a time when daily unique visitors to sciencebase numbered in their thousands, these days, that’s more like the monthly numbers. Of course, back then (1999 onwards) Sciencebase was one of very few science news sites and social media was not yet a reality. Indeed, when I first established Elemental Discoveries, which was the proto-sciencebase, it was *the* only popular science news website as far as I know. So, I have hopes, but they’re not high. We’ll see.

Also, for anyone who hit this page searching for SEO and was expecting a short-eared owl, you shouldn’t be disappointed. Here’s one I snapped earlier.

Short-eared owl (SEO), not to be confused with search-engine optimisation (SEO)

*Subbies are almost redundant now.

Thinking outside the password box

There is a lot of conflicting advice about passwords all over the internet, often complicated by so-called cybersecurity agencies charged by governments to keep their citizens safe who put out mixed messages. Much of the advice is contradictory and even troubling in the sense that it will suggest three or four measures everyday users should take that are mutually exclusive or worse still not secure at all.

So, I asked a proper computer security expert, Adam Stewart, to give me the best advice to protect your data and logins.

“You will, no doubt, have seen advice on passwords, such as: set something complex, use three random words, use a password manager, don’t write them down, do write them down, use a different one for each site, use a special one for email, ‘…and mathematically I think you will find that…’, the list goes on,” he told Sciencebase, and I’ve had to agree, yes, the advice provides complicated mixed messages that many people will find very confusing.

“The problem is,” he adds, “no advice fits all situations. You may come up with a perfectly acceptable password approach for you, but it will not work with all websites and apps in all situations.”

So, I asked, how do we everyday users get around that problem?

“I would say a better approach is to “think outside the password box”. By that, he means we should all think about how we can protect our computers, tablets, and smartphones and the files and logins we keep on them.

Here are the three basic things you should do, according to Stewart:

For protection – if available enable two-factor authentication (2FA) or multi-factor authentication (MFA). Once enabled, this requires you to use a a second device such as your phone or tablet to confirm it’s you logging in.

For detection – many websites and apps these days have the ability to warn you when they are accessed and show from which device, enable this function if it is available, if you get an alert that somebody has logged in and it wasn’t you, change your password immediately.

For response – make sure you keep a backup of your files on an external hard drive or on another device, and/or in the cloud. But make sure that cloud site is secure with 2FA and a different password to any of your normal passwords.

We still have to fill in that password box though and Stewart suggests that we should all use a password manager if we can. A password manager can make strong passwords for you and you only need to remember the one strong password for the manager itself. A password of at least 16 characters is strongest just don’t make it “passwordpassword”.

Oh and one more related word of advice from Stewart, no tech giant will ever call you on the phone about your computer or phone or anything else. Microsoft, Google, Facebook, Twitter, Amazon etc,  will never call you, for any reason, those companies with their billions of users and customers, simply do not work like that. If you get a call claiming to be from any one of those corporations, just politely (or impolitely) decline their invitation to connect to their system and hang up.

The app only you use

UPDATE: ObsIdentify is very good for a range of plants and animals

I asked my twitter and facebook friends what phone app they used that they thought none of their friends would be using. There were some interesting answers. My app, Merlin (a tool for identifying bird species from a photo)

These are the twitter folks in the order they tweeted:

James on G – Speed Cam Alert
Debayan S – Notion (notes)
Gary MacF and VFD – Twitter (!)
Martin F – iGeology (rock ID)
Russ Swan – iGeology
Steve T – LunaSolCal (Moon and Sun)
Laura F – Horse Vet Guide
Antony W – C;Geo (geocaching)
Russell K – Startracker (astro)
Nevena H – Skymap (astro)
Walter van den B – Michelin app (mapping)
Joseph V – A periodic table (chemistry)
David B – View Source (web source viewer)

And the Facebook crowd:

Kerry O’C – The Anfield Wrap! (footie podcast)
Nick H – MySpace (yeah, right!)
Helen G – What3Words
Lee Smith – What3Words
Jimmy Hickford – What3Words
Keyth Rooney – What3Words
Mike L – Honeywell Home (domestic controller)
Annette S – FODMAP (specialist diet)
Adam S – NFCTOOLS
Julia I – Lectio 365 (Bible resource)
Mark H – APRS Droid (ham radio)
Nathalie M – Auchan Drive (French map)
M A S – Weather Kitty (cats)
Mike B – World Radios
Jill B – Lime (London bike hire)
Lee S – StarChart (astro)
Hugh T – iRealPro (music book and backing tracks)
Stephen R – Solaredge (solar panel control/data)
Bill F – My Little Pony (Yeah, right!)
Andrea T – Stitcher (podcasts)
Mona A – Capitals of the World
Joanna M – CloudSpotter
Trevor H – Next Metro (Tyne & Wear transport system)
Calvin M – Spectroid audio spectrum analyser
Zoe S – Osper (mobile banking)
Pat Pérez – HiFutureSelf (personal reminders)
Janny Van A – Sounds (English language tutor)

There is definite overlap of some and definitely some there that I imagine lots of people have, but there are one or two that are probably quite rarely used outside specific scientific, tech, and other niches…

I have used versions of several that people cite (astro, trees, maps, what3words, web and security tools) but perhaps the one that I think the least number of people will have is Martin F’s “iGeology”. Anyone?

The latecomers:

Tim H-W – Munsell Colour Chart
Denise S-M – Zedge (ringtones and wallpaper)
James B – Foobar (audio player)
Philip W – Celonis (AI for business)
John D – Authy (two-factor authentication)
Cath D – Soundcorset (tuner, metronome, sheet music)
Clive F – Nautide (tide tables etc)
Jenny S – FaceApp (portrait photo editor)
Richard G – maps.me (offline maps)