Apparently, the BBC is going to reboot* “Are you being served” and “Up Pompeii!” with all-star casts and seems to be practicing its double entendres with the headline for a story about a tumbleweed infestation in Australia – Hairy panic down under…fnarr, fnarr. Dear, oh dear, oh dear. The weed, Panicum effusum, is currently spreading across through Wangaratta in northeast Victoria, although it grows widely across inland Australia.

*And “Porridge” and “Keeping up appearances”, we had invitation to apply for tickets for the recording of AYBS, already.