A recent spam email was offering me the rather desirable possibility of “firmer, lager breasts”. Perhaps the next one will offer a “bigger beer belly” to go with them? Although too much of the old hop juice often leads to brewer’s droop, so the next spam after that will inevitably be for herbal Viagara (sic) or verbal hiagra.
UPDATE for 4th July 2008: did you take part in the Sciencebase Beer or Wine poll yet? Or, read about the beer vs wine debate (apologies for using the same picture of lager breasts on both posts, by the way).