I once made a tagcloud of BS that included Reiki, homeopathy, antivax rhetoric and much more besides, but in the spirit of inverted positive thinking, here’s a short distillation of things you will never hear me say:
“Congratulations, Boris!”
“Nice tattoo”
“Love the man bun”
“Good riddance to the EU”
“Another beer, Donald”
“Think I’ll try homeopathy”
“What time’s Eastenders on?”
“Tell me about your perpetual motion machine”
“I hope this couscous is GM free”
“You’re right, Big Pharma is behind the Zika virus”
“That Rupert Murdoch’s a nice chap, isn’t he”
“Stuff the NHS and the BBC!”
“I am so loving the new Kanye album”
“I can’t wait to see the new Star Wars movie”
“Letting everyone own a gun, great idea”