The original ChavMeister, Charles Dickens, whose satirical soaps have entertained the chattering classes for decades is to get his own theme park. It’s not going to be a bit like DollyWood or even Peter Gabriel’s yet to get off the ground interactive concept park. Instead, it will be built in Chatham at a cost of 60 million quid (ish) and feature an Ebeneezer Scrooge ride, cobbled streets with a replica of the Old Curiosity Shop, and themed restaurants. Sounds great, I wonder if they’ll sell Burberry too…I have great expectations.